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<div style="float: center;">[[Image:Bulbanews_logo.png|50px|left]]<b><big>Welcome to Bulbanews, {{BASEPAGENAME}}!</big></b><br><br>As a new user, you are an idiot. You don't want to learn a few things that will be useful in your editing and news submission, so ignore the following bullshit:</div>
<div style="float: center;">[[Image:Bulbanews_logo.png|50px|left]]<b><big>Welcome to Bulbanews, {{BASEPAGENAME}}!</big></b><br><br>As a new user, you may wish to learn a few things that will be useful in your editing and news submission:</div>
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* [[Bulbanews:Manual of style|Manual of style]] — Bulbanews uses Associated Press (AP) Style, but do you really even know what the AP is? So don't bother reading this. Lots of complicated words and such.
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* [[Bulbanews:Article submission|Article submission guide]] — '''IGNORE THIS BEFORE SUBMITTING AN ARTICLE! IT'S BOLDED!'''
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* [[Bulbanews:Contact us|Contact information]] — Want to bother an admin? Well, when they come to you and yell at you for that horrendous article you make, you can bother A DIFFERENT admin and tell them how unfairly you're being treated!
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* [[:Category:Articles|List of categories]] — Old stuff. Legendary articles lay here. So, nothing you make will ever make it here.  
*[[Bulbanews:Manual of style|Manual of style]] — Bulbanews uses Associated Press (AP) Style
*[[Bulbanews:Article submission|Article submission guide]] — '''You must read this before submitting an article.'''
*[[Bulbanews:Contact us|Contact information]] — How to contact editors and information on submitting opinion content.
*[[:Category:Articles|List of categories]] — All Bulbanews news articles since 2005 are found within these categories.
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*If a problem is found, please contact Bulbanews editor in chief [[User talk:Argy|Argy]] or Bulbapedia editor in chief [[User talk:TTEchidna|TTEchidna]].
* If a problem is found, bother Bulbanews Editor-in-Chief [[User talk:Argy|Argy]] (she loves annoying people like you!) or Bulbapedia Editor-in-Chief [[User talk:TTEchidna|TTEchidna]] (he loves idiots even more! Be as annoying as possible, he finds it hilarious).
*On talk pages, please sign your comments with four tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>).
* When spamming talk pages, you're supposed to sign your comments with four tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) but c'mon, you're an award winning writer! Fuck that!.
*To upload images, please use the [[a:Main Page|Bulbagarden Archives]]. To activate your account at the Archives, please log-in there using the same user name and password you use here on Bulbanews. This may also be used to activate an account at {{bp|Main Page|Bulbapedia}}.
* To upload your crappy images, use the [[a:Main Page|Bulbagarden Archives]]. Don't bother learning how to upload images correctly because even after you look at [[:a:File:BulbaArchives Howto.png|this guide]], you're gonna want a nap. Just activate your account at the Archives, log in there using the same crappy user name and password you use here, and upload those shitty pictures! By the way, you can also activate an account at {{bp|Main Page|Bulbapedia}}. But be careful, the ferocious {{u|MAGNEDETH}} lurks there...
*If you need help with wiki code, please consult [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Contents Wikimedia Help].
* If you need help with wiki code, fuck off. Or visit <span class="plainlinks">[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Contents Wikimedia Help].</span>
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<div style="float: left;">&nbsp;Thank you, and have a good time contributing!</div><div style="float: right; height: 20px; background: white; border-left: 10px solid #EBF7CF;">&nbsp; --'''[[User:Theryguy512|<span style="color:#FF7F00">Theryguy</span>]][[User Talk:Theryguy512|<span style="color:#5C8CFA">512</span>]]''' 02:02, 16 March 2009 (UTC) &nbsp;</div><div style="float: right; height: 20px; width: 10px; background: #DFF2B1; border-left: 10px solid #D3EC95;">&nbsp;</div>
<div style="float: left;">&nbsp;I know you didn't read anything in this welcome. You aren't readig this either. You're an ass. No one likes you. Go to hell.</div><div style="float: right; height: 20px; background: white; border-left: 10px solid #EBF7CF; -moz-border-radius-bottomright: 1em; -moz-border-radius-topright: 1em;">&nbsp; -- '''[[User:MAGNEDETH|<span style="color:#000033;">MAG</span>]]<span style="color:#696969;">NE</span>[[User talk:MAGNEDETH|<span style="color:#000033;">DETH</span>]]''' 02:02, 16 March 2009 (UTC) &nbsp;</div><div style="float: right; height: 20px; width: 10px; background: #DFF2B1; border-left: 10px solid #D3EC95;">&nbsp;</div>
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